Thanks, Kiri, for the email with the following suggestions that gave me a good laugh... especially #6.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
- When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
- Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
- Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. ...If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. - If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
- Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
3 comments:
These were hilarious! I had to foreward your email on to my mom who is the queen of 'home remedies'.
Ha, ha! So funny!! I'm so excited that you've started a blog, it's a great way to stay in touch with friends and family. Especially when you don't have time to talk on the phone!! Hope your cute family is doing great. Check out our blog when you get a chance. jnpalmer.blogspot.com
That was hilarious! My favorite one is the last one. I made my Thai soup and it turned out good although I put in the coconut milk with everything else at the beginning and it turned a little curdly. I think I'll add it in at the end next time. It's a keeper though - we loved it. Thanks.
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